Seriously...

1. Some of us will always be night people-that is why Starbucks stays in business.
2. People are crazed and dangerous when there is coffee involved. In fact even during road construction they will take out barricades, speed over parking spots and generally circle like vultures until they find the entrance. It is no wonder that the Starbucks symbol is a Siren.
3. Straightening shampoo has a very odd effect on curly hair...especially when you never actually straighten it.
4. Old people are much smarter then you may think. I ordered a cake for my personal banker at work from a lady who was probably in her late 70's. Other then the fact that she had to ask me a couple times what color I wanted the frosting she did it correctly. I then had to pick the cake up the next morning only to find out that the frosting color had changed from pink to blue because someone must have assumed Chris was a boy and that she did it wrong.
5. Ferrets when lost and then found (this is not a spiritual term) are liked crazed animals. One of mine seems to get lost several times a year and when I do find her she acts crazy, and drunk.
6. Pale is the new tan! OK so it is not really but I am still hopeful.
7. Just because your the Spirit champ does not mean you have spirit. (Also not a spiritual term)
8. Blond dye does not make you a blond though it does dry out your hair and may cause some loss of brain cells.
9. Corporate credit cards are fun especially when you are allowed to shop without spending money that is yours.
10. Your sheets don't have to match anything in your room such as your curtains, blanket, etc...(well maybe it does but mine don't)
11. Dancing is a sport. (That is not a joke so don't smile)
12. Girls are like roller coasters...OK so maybe not but it often feels like it. But then again that is just me relying on my feelings.
13. Apparently guys are like waffles...they are square.
14. Purses seem at times like carry on luggage though in an emergency I don't want to be left stranded with gum, lip gloss, and mascara.
15. Tattoos last longer then most relationships.
16. I can't spell. And sometimes even if I know how I prefer to spell words my way because they look better. I actually just learned blonde is spelled without an e but I don't like to spell it that way.